See The Resolutions We Wish Chris Brown, Dangote, Others Would Make


By @Mzneon

1. From the IT department at work: We will try harder not to make you feel stupid. But just restart.

2. From Dangote: ‘Gotta spread some wealth around. Want a Balmain closet and some shoes to go on it?’

3. From Chris Brown, : That’s it. From now on, I’m only dating non celebrities from Africa’

4. From your boss: ‘I promise, no more 6 P.M. meetings unless I’m serving pizza and shawarma’

5. From every man at every bar ever: ‘ I will never order you a leg spreader, a mountain dew me, or a slippery nipple again.’

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