English business magnate, Lord Alan Sugar, today turned 70, and got the perfect ‘birthday present’, as he gagged TV host and popular Arsenal fan, Piers Morgan and forced him to wear a Tottenham jersey for 24 hours with the proceeds, about £50,000 going to charity.
‘Five grand to silence Piers Morgan for a whole day on Twitter? That’s the bargain of the century.
‘Comic Relief, send me the bill straight away. I’ll pay it immediately. It’s gonna be a wonderful day without that nutter clogging up the whole of Twitter with his nonsense for the whole day.’